So we are going to do something we haven't done in a really long time. Here's the Joke of the Week!!!!!
These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service!
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
I read some where that laughing was good for you. After reading these, I do feel better. Actually, I felt better after reading just the first one!
These joke are from: http://www.christian-jokes.net/Jokes/Church-Jokes/267-Church-Bulletin-Bloopers.aspx