March 23, 2015

Hi!!!!!!!
So we are going to do something we haven't done in a really long time. Here's the Joke of the Week!!!!!

These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service!

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

I read some where that laughing was good for you. After reading these, I do feel better. Actually, I felt better after reading just the first one!

Dolly  

  These joke are from:   http://www.christian-jokes.net/Jokes/Church-Jokes/267-Church-Bulletin-Bloopers.aspx 

This is What You Just Put in Your Mouth? by Patrick Di Justo

This is What You Just Put in Your Mouth? is a silly, and albeit gross. I was not sure what to expect when I requested this book.
I received and read it in the first day. However there was a lot of technical lingo, most of which I skimmed over and got the idea. I personally think Mr. Di Justo was trying too hard to be funny, but at times he was hilarious.
Each product he touches on has a little animation of it and a "shocking" list of ingredients. Example:                                              Doritos
                                Armpit bacteria, fake tomatoes, and little bits of gold
After most products, he has a back story, which mainly comprises of how he got info out of tight- lipped corporations like Johnson & Johnson Co. This book was very well researched and you can tell he put a lot of time and effort into this book.
I did enjoy this book, but some of the humor was inappropriate and mature language.
Disclosure of Material Connection: I was provided a free copy of this book by Blogging for Books in exchange for my honest opinion.