Monday, March 23, 2015

March 23, 2015

Hi!!!!!!!
So we are going to do something we haven't done in a really long time. Here's the Joke of the Week!!!!!

These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service!

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.


I read some where that laughing was good for you. After reading these, I do feel better. Actually, I felt better after reading just the first one!
Dolly  
  These joke are from:   http://www.christian-jokes.net/Jokes/Church-Jokes/267-Church-Bulletin-Bloopers.aspx 

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